can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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