I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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