Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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