what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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