In the future we'll all be gay
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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