Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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