My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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