Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Randomize
