He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
