I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
handjob tips. give me some.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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