I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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