just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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