Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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