Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
