it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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