He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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