Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Are my feet made of real feet?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
