I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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