Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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