theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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