omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i came on her dog
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm just crazy horny about you
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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