I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
That accounts for only three of the penises
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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