Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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