White coat. Heels.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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