My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
