So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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