she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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