the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
