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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
