you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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