I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Randomize
