I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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