He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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