didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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