i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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