PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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