Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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