You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He did a backflip because drugs
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