Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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