absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You may now shotgun with the bride
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
