they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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