love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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