i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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