For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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