sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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