Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The uberlube is also flammable
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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