I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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