So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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