Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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