Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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