we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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