I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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