Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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